anecdotes

I think my best friend is the funniest person I know. She may be the next Chelsea Handler, but brunette and not Jewish. I've told her I'll be her Chuy, because I'm short and can just sit on the side and laugh at her. I've decided to share our personal conversations with you so that you can get a little laughter, too. And so that I can make her famous one day.

*Ladies and gentlemen: the stories you are about to hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Precious

Dear DJ,
Scene set up: I am at my lunch duty making sure no riots or fights break out (aka: texting/facebooking/gmailing from my iphone ) ..

One of my students (Homosexual, African-American Male) walks by exasperated.. and says "I just ate three slices of pizza, I feel like Precious"

True Story.
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