Bestie: OMG! I'm freaking out! I have an advanced cavity! I can see it! It's around a metal filling and my tooth hurts! I'm making an appointment with the dentist tomorrow! I mean what white trash am I!
DJ: You are not white trash...they didn't catch it at your last check up?
Bestie: I think so, but it's been a year, and he said if I floss it would take care of it .... I think I flossed once. I'm embarrassed what do I do. It's bad. I'm going to have to get a crown or something. I'm looking it up.
DJ: Don't be embarrassed. Just go get it checked out. Hopefully it won't be as bad as you think. Too bad Jacob isn't a dentist yet.
Bestie: I know! Gosh! No, it is! I have all the symptoms of advanced cavity! Gosh, I feel like a Mountain Dew drinking white trash kid
DJ: Mountain dew and Twizzlers...
Bestie: Omgggg! I eat Twizzlers, black ones! omggg! I have a whole jar of them on my counter! WTF stupid Twizzlers.
DJ: I was just joking! It's just bc they get stuck in your teeth
(NEXT DAY)
Bestie: Not a cavity....possible abssess or cracked tooth above metal filling. He shaved my tooth down to make my bite more comfortable. If it still hurts in a week, he will take another look and maybe put a crown on it - but he said it was nothing I did, just an old filling.
DJ: There you go!!! You're not a Mountain Dew white trash kid who eats too many Twizzlers
Bestie: Yayyy!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness! I'm eating black Twizzlers in the bubble bath and reading Pretty Little Liars it's like I'm 14!
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