anecdotes

I think my best friend is the funniest person I know. She may be the next Chelsea Handler, but brunette and not Jewish. I've told her I'll be her Chuy, because I'm short and can just sit on the side and laugh at her. I've decided to share our personal conversations with you so that you can get a little laughter, too. And so that I can make her famous one day.

*Ladies and gentlemen: the stories you are about to hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Orgasmic Cycling

Dear DJ,
So there is a guy at my gym, I have seen him there twice and he does the bike machine for like hours and he looks like he is having the most intense orgasm throughout his entire workout. I laugh out loud sometimes. I cannot decide if I want to love working out as much as he does or I if want to have sex with him.
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