anecdotes

I think my best friend is the funniest person I know. She may be the next Chelsea Handler, but brunette and not Jewish. I've told her I'll be her Chuy, because I'm short and can just sit on the side and laugh at her. I've decided to share our personal conversations with you so that you can get a little laughter, too. And so that I can make her famous one day.

*Ladies and gentlemen: the stories you are about to hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Breast-feeding Shirts

Dear DJ,
I am also going to need to hear about the kid that wear's breast-feeding shirts? Are we talking about shirts that give information about breast feeding or t-shirts with actual breast feeding flaps (which FYI no one should wear even after giving birth)? And I am correct in recalling that you said this child was a man.

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