I think my best friend is the funniest person I know. She may be the next Chelsea Handler, but brunette and not Jewish. I've told her I'll be her Chuy, because I'm short and can just sit on the side and laugh at her. I've decided to share our personal conversations with you so that you can get a little laughter, too. And so that I can make her famous one day.
*Ladies and gentlemen: the stories you are about to hear are true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Our Kids
Dear DJ,
Your kids are going to be prep school NYC rich kids to my kids and my kids are going to give your kids cigarettes and beer.
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