DJ: My string of bad luck has continued...about to pay all of my new clothes money on new tires
Bestie: Flat tires???
DJ: One flat and then they suckered me into another..I hate being a girl where's my husband to do this shit.
Bestie: For real! I mean, I'm over not being married.
DJ: And my dad's phone was off or something so I had to call Jacob's stepdad and just make a big girl decision...ugh! I hate that!!!!
Bestie: These are things I depise... Taking out the garbage, the bank, pumping gas, the post office, the cleaners, oil changes, inspection stickers, Lowes, Home Depot, and changing light bulbs. All Mans Work
DJ: Exactly! If I have to squeeze a watermelon out of my vajajay, you can take care of the yard, cars, trash, anything dirty and gross, and bugs
Bestie: Agreeeddd --- birthing fruit, cooking, laundry, and putting down the f*cking toilet seat is enough work. I hate men right now thanks to your tires. I forgot about the toilet seat in my year of singledom. Man, that's so annoying!
DJ: Jacob is weird and actually puts the seat back down...he might have broke that habit though since he's been living alone for the past 6 months
Bestie: See the ex always peed outside so it was a non-issue...
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